“ It’s funny how old age affects you,” said one old man to the other. ” Do you know,it’s made my wife’s arms shorter.” “ Really?” “ yeah, when we were first married,she could put her arms right round me.”

A very beautiful young girl walk into the life. As the door closed, she couldn’t able to stop herself from farting and it came. suddenly, she get some freshener out of her bag and spread around the area in case someone enter. The life stopped on 3rd floor as someone beg to enter. A young man walk in and sniffed the air. The girl asked ” How do you feel? The young man think and said ” Well, it’s like someone shit in jasmine bush.”

A young couple had been out on their first date and as the drove home ,passions were running high,then disaster struck. Just as they go the top of steep hill. The engine stalled and they came to a sudden halt. Steve jumped out and crawled underneath the car to see what was wrong, and a few minutes later Sandra joint him. As they lay there side by side they …………bla bla bla…… ” It’s alright,” he whispered. “ No one can see us under here” But a few minutes later a big pair of boots came into view and Steve looked up and saw a policeman. ” What’s going on here?” he demanded. ” Hmm.. well….er…. the car stalled,” stammered Steve, trying to put his clothes together. ” And I was just trying to find out what caused it.” ” Well, if I were you, i would take a look at the brakes at the same time, your car 100 yard further down the road.”

The journalist interviewed a local woman who had eleven kids. They were all boys and she was hoping to start up her own football team. “ So Mrs Haverlot,” said the interviewer. “ This is your eldest son,What’s his name?” “ Bobby” she said. The journalist scribbled in his notebook. “ And this lad here what’s his name?”          “ Bobby” she reply. He looked puzzled,but continued.” What about this one?” Bobby” she replied. The journalist laughed. “ You’ll be telling me next that they’re all called Bobby? “ That’s right” she said. ” but how do they know who you want when you call one of them?” ” Oh that’s no problem” she replied. ” they’ve got all different surnames.

Why do most men never wear short-sleeved shirts???????? Well, because they’ve got to have somewhere to wipe their noses. heheheheheheheh…….ឃើញស្រីស៊ិចស៊ីឈាមចាមុះ​ហេហេហេហេ

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